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Welcome to Libra season, dear Taurus! by Annabel Gat. Oct 1 , am. Share Tweet. Illustration by Amanda Lanzone. Download the Astro Guide app by . Taurus horoscope for October on love, relationships, money, career and more. Decans Taurus Weekly Horoscope October 18 to 22 – Venus sextile Saturn on the 20th brings an increased need for companionship.
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Taurus April 20 to May 20 Will you finally get that big job promotion? Gemini May 21 to June 20 The training wheels will soon come off your bike, as will both regular wheels, the front and back brakes, each handlebar, and, finally, you. Leo July 23 to Aug. Will you get success in the near future? Rahu in Gemini and Ketu in Sagittarius: In this article, find out all about the Rahu Ketu transit predictions and the effects on the 12 Moon Sign Find here the free weekly astrology predictions as per your horoscope and zodiac signs for this week.
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Some indecisiveness is possible now, simply because you naturally entertain opposing viewpoints. If you found this forecast helpful, imagine how much more I can tell you with more information from you. Aries March 21 to April 19 Four will be killed, 12 injured, and nearly 50 molested this week after your unconscious escapes. This is an excellent cycle for improving your skills, objectively identifying your weaknesses so that you can work on them, and for finding flaws in your work methods or approach to daily activities so that you can make necessary changes. Love Sign Compatibility. You have an increased need now to feel secure and to create that sense of belonging.
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